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Miss Molly in Her Majesty’s Secret Service

November 16, 2008

In recognition of her unwavering dismissal of all things rational and coherent, Miss Molly of Canada is hereby granted the honor of Douche Bag of the Day for her sycophantic support of her aunt, rather best friend, rather imaginary friend, rather stalking victim; Helena Bonham Carter.

Surely, HBC will shower Molly with congratulatory restraining orders following the news of Molly’s great achievement on the interweb. Her legendary use of caps lock and lack of punctuation in the face of common sense will become the standard practice of morons throughout Skynet who will shoulder on despite the fact that no one takes them seriously.

To you, Missy Molly, I say good show and congratulations. You are truly the Douche Bag of the Day.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. November 17, 2008 11:53 am

    Hehehehe, good award today :) Um, Fan, don’t you know you’re not supposed to give your OPINIONS on your own blog? hehehehe.

  2. November 17, 2008 7:58 pm

    Yeah, I wasn’t aware of that, but I am now.

  3. Hunter permalink
    June 3, 2009 2:58 pm

    Oh yes i really only came on here to say something that you made molly do after doing this award she had down syndrom and thank you Lister for what you made her do… im being sarcastic when i say thank you…
    she had down syndrom what a dick i just can’t belive you would say something like that your just a bully i know it sounds gay but thats what you are!
    -Hunter

    • June 3, 2009 8:43 pm

      Haha, you’ll really get a kick out of what I just typed on the other post. I kid you not, I hadn’t read your comment here yet.

      If she truly does, then I’m sorry your sister has DS, but it explains a lot.

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